Hello

As I like the debates ...

I would like to ask this discussion ...

What do you expect to happen after you die?

Where do you go?

What will be waiting for you?

Do you believe in heaven and hell?

Who created you?

Why created?



N I hope to be a serious discussion


((Sorry I'm not fluent in English))

 

Go drive your BMW!:laughing:

 

حسبي الله ونعم الوكيل

 

I do not expect anything whatsoever to happen.

Anything else is a pleasant surprise, and I am gambling on God judging that being a decent person who was good to others is enough, without all this shitty belief nonsense.

 

Dick move.


It's a shame how people treat him/her because his/her name is in Arabic...

 

Worm food, babe. Worm food.

 

Well this is what happens:
- Mohamed comes first and offers to suck your dick. Now if you are gay you say yes, if you are not he brings his 45 sisters and all of them suck your dick one after the other.

Then Allah himself asks you if you want him to suck your dick...but because you have already had your dick sucked 45 times already you say no. So Allah instead decides to clean and shave your balls. So now with your balls shaven, you ask Allah to bring Pamela Anderson over and you fuck her for 25 minutes. Allah just watches and takes notes. Then 200 Mujahedins come in their donkeys and bring you some weed. You smoke the weed together and they dance for you. Then all their sisters join in a belly dancing contest and each of them rubs their tits in your face. Now some of these bitches have not shaved their armpits (obviously because they are Muslim) so Allah takes a razor and shaves them all right in front of you. Then all these bitches eat each other out. Your best mate Steve comes over and you double penetrate each of these bitches and then you jizz in their mouths. You ask Allah for 2 extra inches but he replies: 9 inches are enough for any man.

So then Jesus comes from the heaven tunnel where he was taking a nap. Then Jesus (we all know he was a fag) decided to fuck Allah in the ass, but because that is some nasty shit you get out of there and go to the local Heaven bar. There you meet your old dealer who is now giving out coke for free. So you take these bitches and you lay them in the bar counter. You pour loads of coke in the crack of their asses and sniff it. Now you are higher than a kite. So you decide you will do your homework and go to xnxx.com and write a story about hairy Muslim sluts fucking Christian men with big dicks. You complete your task and then go and do some more coke out of theses bitches asses and play with your dick.

And that is what happens when you die. No lie.

 

But Pamela Anderson is still alive. I don't get how this works.

 

Don't you know anything about Allah? He uses people to achieve his greatness. Pamela is really his angel, she travels (or rather fucks) between heaven and earth. Just so you know, the equivalent of oil in heaven is sperm. Pamela (along with the 200 Muslim sluts) is literally the cum bucket, a sperm derrick if you will, that keeps the Heaven going.

 

Yes, he is one of the rare agitators who speaks at least but still he is AN AGITATOR!

He is not here to SOCIALIZE, he is here to PREACH!

For me, he is just another spammer. I treat him good compared to how I treat other spammers.

 

This thread seems more philosophical than his other one. The other one I will agree, but that's still beside the point.
And I wasn't singling you out, others are much more guilty of doing this than you are and would've done it regardless of content.

 

After I die, there's a couple of people on my 'haunt list' - ewe hear me O Spirit in the Sky? Don't take me too early, or I'm gonna go all 'Whoopie Goldberg' on your ass!!

 

well as staited in my will

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After I'm dead what happens to my body is of little concern to me, have considered letting them have it for medical study, the lifelong effect of copious amounts of marijuana and ass.

 

As I like the debates ...

I would like to ask this discussion ...

My body to return to the earth from which it was taken and my spirit to dwell with my creator for eternity

I honestly don't know. But I feel it is reason for all that I/ we have experienced here.

Yes

My belief is that our creator is the God of Genisis, Of the Old and New testement Bible

Because nothing happens without purpose or reason

That is probably not going to happen here

 

Fuck me!! what the fuck do you want to happen when you die?

when do you think it ends? if not at death then when?

People who believe in the afterlife are the most self centered, egotistical...

when you die you are dead. the end. your body rots and you are reintegrated into the web of life as nutrients in the soil. (if you are buried)

what? you want to wake up and live another life after death?

When you are dead you are no more. full stop. lights out. call the cab.

 

go jump off a cliff.


there is no such thing as eternity. nothing lasts forever. NOTHING

what kinda sick bastard would want to live forever even if it was possible anyway?

my spirit dwells with my creator for eternity my ass. I still can't believe grown men and women believe in this kiddy fairy tale crap.

 

Hi Incubus,

How's it goin for ya

 

I have no idea and will never find out.

 

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