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  1. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    pan fry your mushrooms with a little butter, sake and soy sauce before adding to your fried rice

    dinner dinner, always a winner :p
     
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  2. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Feeling good - my orthopaedic surgeon and I broke up this morning, and I had a fun lunch with the local crowd. Home safe and sound, gonna shed these duds and get comfy.
     
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I got searched by TSA and they went and got a woman. She looked like she probably liked women (not meaning to use stereotypes or think there’s anything wrong with that). I’m just pointing out what’s the difference lol?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 12, 2024
    3. shootersa
      Shooter has had metal in his shoulder and of course his breast bone from surgeries.
      The last several times he's flown he's triggered the damn machine.
      As it turns out, it wasn't the metal triggering the devices.
      It was the Nitro Glycerin tablets he's had to carry since his heart surgery.
      Or it might have been the detonator caps he wanted to use with his Nitro tablets.
      The TSA man wasn't very clear on the point.
       
      shootersa, Sep 13, 2024
  3. hornybigguy68

    hornybigguy68 Porn Star

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    I’m feeling down after another job denial. When will the madness end.

    I was on a high last night.
     
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      @SoutheastUSofA just want to make you aware that I got a call today for a job interview with local county government mental heath. It’s this Thursday.
       
      hornybigguy68, Sep 17, 2024
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    3. SoutheastUSofA
      Awesome man! Thanks for letting me know. Good luck!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Sep 17, 2024
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    4. hornybigguy68
      Thank you and you’re welcome. It honestly shocked me. Cool thing about office is that it’s 6 min away from my house.
       
      hornybigguy68, Sep 17, 2024
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    5. deegenerate
      Best of luck to you on the interview!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 17, 2024
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    6. hornybigguy68
      Thank you very much! I’m hoping for the best.
       
      hornybigguy68, Sep 17, 2024
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  4. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    What kind of job(s) are you looking for?
     
  5. DiabloGolfer

    DiabloGolfer Porn Star

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    2nd round of bourbon in. It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
     
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  6. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    more of a need than a status….

    IMG_5910.gif
     
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  7. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I’m a little pouty.

    It gets full dark so early now. :cry::sour:
     
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    1. tiramizuzan
      seasonal change so soon..?

      bet you’ve got a great night-sky above - star gazing on the balcony :astronaut:
       
      tiramizuzan, Sep 14, 2024
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  8. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    satisfying amount of work achieved around home today so feeling like the pasta salad and corn chip combo washed down with an ale is a fair reward….

    :oops:
     
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  9. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I’m pedaling my bike. I’d already be done but I upped my time today and moving forward. Yippee!
     
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      Cycling girls are sexy girls
       
      Niksen, Sep 14, 2024
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  10. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I’m pedaling my bike again…:D


    Do do do do do do
     
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    1. tiramizuzan
      pssst… kettle

      more pedal pedal pedal pedal

      less do do do do do

      :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
      tiramizuzan, Sep 16, 2024
  11. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    VERY IMPORTANT
    ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!


    I’m about to go make my lunch.

    You may now return to your previously scheduled programming.:jimlad:
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      I wonder if the sun will rise in the east and set in the west tomorrow.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Sep 16, 2024
    2. Thumper44
      Thank you, i needed to know what’s up!
       
      Thumper44, Sep 16, 2024
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Have to wait and see.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 16, 2024
  12. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Post op visit, dressings are off, all looking good ( doctors opinion), can sleep in bed now, pain meds are a thing of the past, as of three days ago.

    Ah life slowing returning to normal.
     
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    1. mstrman
      What did you have done?
       
      mstrman, Sep 16, 2024
    2. mstrman
      As you're getting ready to come out of the hospital, I'm going in tomorrow morning.
       
      mstrman, Sep 16, 2024
    3. tenguy
      Not I, ‘twas the wife, DD to B+ in one procedure.


      Good luck with your trip. Gonna go from 4” to 8”?
       
      tenguy, Sep 16, 2024
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  13. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I forgot to tell y’all I was pedaling but up done now. I hope nobody is terribly disappointed.:jimlad:
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      I'm so disappointed
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Sep 17, 2024
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I’ll try to do better @SoutheastUSofA but being perfect all the time is exhausting. You of all people should understand that.:p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 17, 2024
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      Do do do do do do do do do!
       
      deegenerate, Sep 17, 2024
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  14. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Waiting and gaining some fast forward time for the Eagles v. Falcons game on right now, hopefully my bums will win!
    The Cowboys got stomped...the Cardinals murdered the Rams, so it would be great to top it off with an Eagles win :p
     
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      I'd rather watch curling!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Sep 17, 2024
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      Oh come on...curling really? I mean I get like hockey, basketball, maybe even some baseball or the other football!
      JK, curling is weird but it's Canadian so it's not surprsing lol
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 17, 2024
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    4. SoutheastUSofA
      The other football sucks too. Lol
       
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    5. phxbi_bear80
      Much more fun to play than to watch in my opinion
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 17, 2024
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    6. SoutheastUSofA
      I can agree with ya on that.
       
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  15. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I’m pedaling my bike.

    Do do do do do do
     
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  16. Ncgremlin

    Ncgremlin Always Horny

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    Sitting here on this site, naked, horny and hard af
     
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  17. EastTNpnpCpl

    EastTNpnpCpl Porn Star

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    On my couch watching tv
     
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    2. Ncgremlin
      No offense I would like a female there as well but as usual I guess not.
       
      Ncgremlin, Sep 18, 2024
    3. Ncgremlin
      I do appreciate her more than she knows and it ain't a matter of what I can stick in her and there is the option of her being clothed. I never said she needed to be naked.
       
      Ncgremlin, Sep 18, 2024
    4. Ncgremlin
      I do appreciate her more than she knows and it ain't a matter of what I can stick in her and there is the option of her being clothed. I never said she needed to be naked.
       
      Ncgremlin, Sep 18, 2024
    5. Ncgremlin
      I know she is married and this is in a website not in real life and she can always tell me to get lost and I will respect that cause I actually do respect her
       
      Ncgremlin, Sep 18, 2024
    6. StrawberryCupcake
      If everyone puts their clothes on and cheese snacks are provided, I’ll watch TV lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 18, 2024
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